briannathestrange:

things I enjoy

• cuddling
• snuggling
• sitting in laps
• having my hair scratched/stroked
• burrowing next to people
• forehead kissies

things I enjoy but rarely get to do because no one does them with me

• cuddling
• snuggling
• sitting in laps
• having my hair scratched/stroked
• burrowing next to people
• forehead kissies

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malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT

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laugh-addict:

I feel like Rihanna would make a good exorcist.

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thenewagecaveman:

my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS

“Imma get ya bad guys”

“TWERK TEAM”

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typical:

uncreativeminds:

kid-from-the-moon:

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in Spring Breakers

Can’t wait for this damn movie.

literally so excited for this movie

DEF SEEING THIS NOW OMFG

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rabioheab:

Video Game Ideas 2013

• grand theft auto: popemobile edition 
• mario kart except all of the characters are pigeons and the entire goal of the game is to get them in the car because they wouldn’t be able to drive it
• you are a sentient pizza and have to find a way to get out of the pizza shop before you are eaten despite that you have no legs 
• guitar hero: seinfeld bassline edition (the only song on the whole game is the seinfeld bassline)

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